Gyril was bored. Unbearably so. He didn’t feel like reading, not even his antique books, which if not for the ultrafilt unit would’ve now been covered with a coat of…
Author: <span>Joseph G. Doser, Jr.</span>
Dear Jacquelyn, Now that you’ve started kindergarten, I don’t get to see you nearly as much. You’re busy with school and growing up fast, experiencing a vitally important part of…
Monday 11:31 P.M. Gabe wore an analog watch. He’d paid twenty bucks for it at a garage sale ten years ago, and it worked perfectly fine, as far as he…
Willful stupidity isn’t just an American thing: Canadian police unable to determine if semen is from a male or female! Lord, our planet so deserves any planet-killing asteroid headed our…
A fresh hell of imbecility: Loneliness declared a “public health emergency.” “The whole conviction of my life now rests upon the belief that loneliness, far from being a rare and…
“The insistence on absolute good requires absolute tyranny.” —Cyril Teeter, Utopia: Implementation and Maintenance Upon entering the room, the quisitor smiled, almost sympathetically, thought 439, and took a chair across…
“It is necessary that I should know the truth that I may chastise you for the evil you have done or avenge you for the wrongs you have endured.” —Miguel…
“Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.” Colleen P. Kirk I now own…four cat beds, each with an infant plushie blanket; a folding camping chair, which I keep outside my…
“O cruel needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, the struggle was…
Awful truth #18: Acceptance and respect are irrelevant. You have no right to either. “There are few as intolerant as those who preach tolerance.” Anthony Browne, The Retreat of…