Dear Jacquelyn, Now that you’ve started kindergarten, I don’t get to see you nearly as much. You’re busy with school and growing up fast, experiencing a vitally important part of…
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Monday 11:31 P.M. Gabe wore an analog watch. He’d paid twenty bucks for it at a garage sale ten years ago, and it worked perfectly fine, as far as he…
Willful stupidity isn’t just an American thing: Canadian police unable to determine if semen is from a male or female! Lord, our planet so deserves any planet-killing asteroid headed our…
A fresh hell of imbecility: Loneliness declared a “public health emergency.” “The whole conviction of my life now rests upon the belief that loneliness, far from being a rare and…
“The insistence on absolute good requires absolute tyranny.” —Cyril Teeter, Utopia: Implementation and Maintenance Upon entering the room, the quisitor smiled, almost sympathetically, thought 439, and took a chair across…
“It is necessary that I should know the truth that I may chastise you for the evil you have done or avenge you for the wrongs you have endured.” —Miguel…
“Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.” Colleen P. Kirk I now own…four cat beds, each with an infant plushie blanket; a folding camping chair, which I keep outside my…
“O cruel needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, the struggle was…
Awful truth #18: Acceptance and respect are irrelevant. You have no right to either. “There are few as intolerant as those who preach tolerance.” Anthony Browne, The Retreat of…
“As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains seemingly unchanged.” William O. Douglas The four of…