The Woke are virtuous and you ain’t

“The rat has an excuse. As far as we know, it does not appear to have developed a soul, or that intangible quality of justice, mercy, and reason.”

        —Hans Zinsser, Rats, Lice, and History

The world is no longer divided into rich or poor, black or white, gay or straight, religious or nonbelievers, Republican or Democrat, left or right, conservative or liberal, young or old, Johnny Reb or Yankee. There are two tribes: Woke and non-Woke. They couldn’t be more different.

Perhaps we should thank the Woke. They’ve united people of disparate demographics and political identities in opposition to their madness. One way they’ve done this is by their predictable name-calling. Anyone who opposes them, regardless of the color of the skin or the sex of their partners or their political affiliation, is a Nazi, white supremacist, right-winger, transphobe, xenophobe, racist, or bigot.

But why would anyone oppose the Woke?

C’mon, it’s a perfect world the Woke intend for us. A veritable utopia of equality, compassion, diversity, and inclusion…and, of course, free of hate. Not only are they not racists—which is woefully inadequate virtue—they are anti-racists, to boot. And they intend to hold those who aren’t anti-racist accountable. “Why stop there?” you might ask: Be anti-anti-anti-racist. (Do the math.)

Sounds too good to be true? Fear not. Though they’ll fight like pitbulls on behalf of illegal immigrants (especially the ones who’ve committed serious crimes) and the trans-cult, and do so with far more vigor than they’ll dispense for the betterment of legal immigrants or our own citizens, their virtue is glorious and indisputable. They wholeheartedly believe in a slate of holy tenets necessary for this perfect world, drenched in the certitude akin to a mindless, thoroughly-brainwashed cult ladling out poisoned Kool-Aid amidst a steaming jungle clearing.

They are so darn virtuous that Moses would be unable to carry down from the mountain the number of stone tablets necessary to fully enumerate their lovely tenets. Why, the chiselers of these tablets would require forearms of steel and the endurance of an ultra-marathoner. An ample supply of chisels, too.

What are these wonderful beliefs held dearly by the enlightened among us, those whose hearts are free of bigotry and hate? I’m pleased as punch you asked.

Allow me to summarize their depravity…I mean, virtues. The following (in bold) is what the Woke believe, and do so with the obstinacy of Inspector Javert in pursuit of an absconded bread thief. A shitload of these tenets are related to transgender ideology, which is foundational for their inveterate asshattery—the spearpoint of it, in fact…

1. Censorship against misinformation and hate speech is justified. As is true with any cult, the Woke are obsessed with silencing heretical notions. Speech they don’t like is misinformation, hate, and outright violence—and the definition of these terms is comically broad. They abhor freedom of speech unless it’s their own. (In fairness to the Woke, who take censorship to unheard of extremes, there are non-Woke fools who are quick to embrace censorship when it suits them. My message to any would-be censor is “Knock this shit off!”)
2. It is a largely peaceful protest. Claimed by the Woke when it largely ain’t.  
3. We follow the science. The Woke unthinkingly follow what they refer to as “the science” unless it conflicts with any of their holy scripture associated with gender ideology, global warming, Covid, criminality, anti-Westernism, etc., in which case they treat science like the North Sentinelese islanders greet trespassers.
4. We value diversity. The Woke want lowered standards and enforced groupthink. They are mortally opposed to a merit-based society and diversity of opinions. A society where people shall “not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character” is anathema to the Woke.    
5. All the ills of the world are justly attributed to the white-privileged, Eurocentric, colonizer, heteronormative, cis-gender patriarchy. Totalitarianism requires a scapegoat, and this is the Woke’s. This deliberately divisive notion is taught in schools, workplaces, businesses, the military, and other places infected with Woke ideology. They want racial and other identity-based animus—and want it forever.  
6. Medicine and science must be decolonized. Willful ignorance and self-harm are characteristics of the Woke. They consider medical and scientific advancement attributed to Westerners as somehow a bizarre form of colonization and want it disregarded (unfollowed?). They aggressively ignore the fact that a desperately poor person in a Third World country would kill to have our modern medical treatment. The Woke prefer he use a shaman or witch doctor. Western science has dramatically improved the lives and life expectancies of all humanity. Knowledge does not discriminate, but the Woke sure as hell do. (A bizarre example of this self-defeating nonsense is the moronic revised Hippocratic Oath taken at the University of Minnesota Medical School. Don’t let graduates of this medical school treat you!)
7. The advancements attributed to Western civilization were, in fact, inventions of non-white cultures. Uh, were these cultures then the colonizers of medicine and science? Comical contradictions are a hallmark of the Woke.
8. Non-white people cannot be racist. Anyone can be racist—and is. Racism is an equal opportunity employer. If we define racism as harming someone of a different race, the white Woke are preeminent racists. Their global warming tenets (see below), if fully implemented, would result in genocide on a scale making the Nazis look like amateurs. 
9. Grades are racist. Math is racist. Showing up to work on time is racist. United States flag is racist. A-Ok symbol made with the hand is racist. Saying “good morning” is racist… Many things a normal person (including black ones) can endure are racist? These claims are usually made in reference to black folks and are condescending as hell. The Woke infantilize blacks.
10. The outdoors is not “welcoming” to African-Americans. The assertion here is that outdoor recreational areas cater to white people, somehow to the exclusion of black folks. I’ve camped and hiked with black people. They seemed okay with it.
11. Geology is racist because African-Americans are afraid of hammers. A white Woke imbecile blamed the dearth of black geologists on his belief that black people are afraid of hammers. I’ll bet this fool a hundred dollars that most black people have a hammer in their tool kits at home and don’t quake in terror at the sight of it.
12. African-Americans are afraid of dogs because of the Jim Crow South. We’ve all seen pictures of the police in the Jim Crow South turning dogs loose on black protesters. Despite this, millions of black people own dogs. Do the nitwits who make these absurd claims not have eyes? I see black people walking dogs all the time.
13. Serving black people fried chicken and watermelon is racist. Woe betide the school which puts these stereotypical foods on the school cafeteria menu during the month of February. Be safe and instead serve chicken soup with matzo balls.    
14. The word “family” is a harmful and racist concept rooted in white supremacy. Lord, strike me dead because thou hast created retards who doth believeth such bullshit. (This retardation is courtesy of the Waterloo Region School District Board in Canada.)
15. The term “master bedroom” is racist because the word “master” is associated with slavery. Millions of black people live in homes with a bedroom denoted as the master bedroom. Many of them possess a dog and a hammer. The white Woke cannot fathom how such horror is endured. 
16. Immigration laws are racist. The Woke don’t just ignore immigration laws but outright thwart these at every chance. For example, they’ve established sanctuary cities and states in which police must not cooperate with the Federal government’s enforcement of immigration laws, even if this means releasing dangerous criminals into the community. Having made a cynical political calculation based on race, they fervently believe in open borders and that this benefits them electorally. They may have miscalculated: Sane people of all races want sensible immigration laws, with number limits and vetting, and these laws enforced. Things were so bad under the Biden Administration’s open border insanity that illegal immigrants who live here complained about it!
17. The immigration system is “broken.” So say the Woke who broke it by willfully undermining it. They’re like an arsonist who shouts, “Hey, there’s a fire over here! How did that happen?” Or how about this analogy: They’re like a bratty child who jumps repeatedly on an unopened toy and later declares, “Hey, this thing is busted.”
18. The term illegal immigrant is racist. Nobody is “illegal” according to the Woke—they’ve inane protest signs to prove it. An illegal immigrant (or alien) is a person who has illegally entered this country to illegally live or work. The adjective (or noun) “illegal” is fine-and-dandy for us sane folks to use.   
19. Undocumented immigrants must not be deported. Undocumented immigrants is the Orwellian term they use for people who enter the country without complying with our immigration laws. They especially don’t want to deport an illegal alien who’s committed serious crimes (e.g., rape, murder, manslaughter, domestic violence, drunk driving, child molestation), even if the crimes are disproportionately committed against other immigrants, including illegal ones. Not deporting a murderer is a major virtue-proving coup in their demented minds.
20. The immigrant community is “fearful.” By immigrant, they mean illegal immigrant. Screw citizens and legal immigrants who are fearful of the chaos and lawlessness and expense, let alone patent unfairness, caused by the Woke undermining our immigration laws.
21. Undocumented immigrants must be given housing, healthcare, education, in-state college tuition, driver’s licenses, and other benefits. This is true—often immediately—even if these far exceed what we give citizens and “legal” immigrants. The epitome of this is “sex change” treatments for illegal alien prisoners. They want illegal immigrants to qualify for in-state college tuition but deny this benefit to out-of-state citizens and legal immigrants.  
22. Criminal charges which might get an undocumented immigrant deported must be dropped. Yes, this occurs if the defendant is lucky enough to get a Woke judge. This is not a benefit given to our own criminals.
23. Non-immigrants also commit crimes; therefore, mentioning an alleged criminal’s immigration status is unjustified and racist. Yes, citizens and legal immigrants also commit crimes. But the crimes committed here by illegal immigrants should not have occurred here because these criminals aren’t supposed to be here! 
24. Undocumented immigrants should be able to vote in our elections. Someone who is not supposed to be here can raise our taxes and change our laws. Allowing illegal immigrants to vote in elections at every level (local, state, and Federal) is the ultimate goal of the Woke. Some local jurisdictions already allow it (e.g., San Francisco Unified School District).
25. An immigrant or non-white citizen who supports immigration laws and their enforcement is a white supremacist. The Woke assume a non-white person is a natural embracer of Woke ideology and find it unfathomable a non-white person would think otherwise. The Woke love non-white folks unless they dare get uppity. In other words, the Woke are racist stereotypers who loathe apostates.  
26. Without undocumented immigrants, the agriculture, meat packing, food service, and construction industries would collapse. Hoo boy, the same argument the antebellum slave owners made in opposition to ending slavery (“Who will pick our cotton?”). We have a longstanding legal guestworker program for agriculture. A farmer hiring illegal aliens is likely not paying the required minimum wages or following the applicable worker health and safety standards. Never forget that illegal immigration is a tool used by our betters to depress wages, bust unions, avoid regulations, and sow divisiveness. Don’t let them.
27. If we deport illegal immigrants, we won’t have “anyone around to wipe our asses.” These are the actual words of a white Woke moron and racist, Vermont Representative Becca Balint. Today’s white Woke would be natural slaveowners in the Antebellum South—or modern-day Vermont.
28. We welcome immigrants/refugees. Unless they show up where the affluent white Woke live (e.g., Martha’s Vineyard).   
29. “Homeless” is a derogatory term. Use “unhoused” instead. Homeless is a neutral term which accurately describes a person with no place to live. I’m certain the homeless don’t give a shit either way. Hell, I’m fine with the terms hobo or bum in some contexts.      
30. Safe spaces must be provided. A safe space in this context is a kindergarten-like room where overly delicate adult wussies can “recover” from experiences a normal person of even modest fortitude can endure (e.g., election results or on-campus speaker they don’t like). Such weaklings need to be toughened up, rather than infantilized and coddled.
31. Trigger warnings must be provided. If a book, movie, play, or other art form contains anything which might upset the overly delicate sensibilities of an adult wussy, they must be forewarned via a cringey trigger warning. 
32. A person can “self-identify” as whatever sex/gender they wish. In Germany the Woke said “Hold my beer” and now allow the parents of newborns to choose the child’s sex/gender. (Note: I use sex and gender interchangeably, as do sane people.)
33. If you believe XX and XY chromosomes determine a person’s sex/gender, you are transphobic. Reality is now bigotry, and they’ve terrified cowardly scientists into agreeing with them.  
34. Sex/gender is a spectrum. Humans are a sexually dimorphic species, male and female. There is no spectrum related to sex/gender. How you express yourself, regardless of the degree of quirkiness or gender-contrivance, is your personality and not your sex/gender.
35. Intersex and chromosomal issues proves that sex/gender is not binary. Chromosomal abnormalities and disorders of sexual development (DSDs) are rare conditions afflicting an unfortunate male or female; these people are not a new species of humanoid. It is very, very unlikely the self-declared nonbinary morons and other numbskulls who bring this up are themselves suffering from any of these conditions—they are affliction appropriating!
36. Children must not be forced to go through the “wrong puberty.” Thus, children are given powerful drugs and hormones to screw up their endocrine systems at a critical stage of their physical development. There is no wrong puberty. Puberty is not a disease. It’s a fact of life, which must be allowed to occur without ideological interference.   
37. Birth certificates should no longer declare a newborn’s sex/gender, since this is transphobic. Documenting reality = bigotry.  
38. Doctors “assign gender” at birth, sometimes incorrectly. Doctors don’t assign anything. They observe the baby and readily note whether it’s a boy or girl, something amateurs have done for tens of thousands of years with a fabulously high degree of accuracy. Just because some dude grows up and then thinks he’s a chick doesn’t mean the doctor present at his birth made a mistake.
39. Gender reveal parties are transphobic. Why are they transphobic? The Woke’s illogic is impeccably retarded and delusional: Because we don’t know how the baby “identifies.” I think these parties are dumb, but they’re certainly not transphobic.
40. Children should be raised “gender neutral” and allowed to choose their own gender identity later. I’m betting a lot of money these so-called parents won’t let their child choose his or her own political affiliation (identify) if the kid turns out to be a Republican!
41. Schools must not report to parents that their child has “changed” without their knowledge his or her sex/gender (e.g., pronouns, dress, name, surreptitious medicalization). Woke school districts are all-in on transgender ideology. Smugly, gleefully, and dangerously so. Defying non-Woke parents is an orgasm for them.
42. Birth certificates, passports, and other government documents can be changed to reflect a person’s “gender identity.” This is perjury and renders these documents worthless and unnecessarily baffling. Since many of the gender-confused claim gender-fluidity, imagine the time wasted changing documents. Don’t forget the made-up genders, which are sure to befuddle a foreign official when going through customs. This is akin to allowing women wearing burqas to do so while having their ID photos taken (yes, this happens, too). The cowardly West is overly accommodating of patent stupidity.  
43. A woman is anyone who says they are a woman. The Woke cannot define a woman but say a woman is anyone who says they are one. Then what exactly are they saying they are? (Asking a person to define woman is a fool-proof test to determine if they are Woke or not.)
44. Transwomen are real women who can menstruate, suffer menstrual cramps, give birth, and lactate. Transwomen are real women? Ironically, the term real women is considered transphobic because the Woke say this implies transwomen are a different sort of woman. (God, it hurts my brain to consider their staggeringly retarded illogic associated with their silly word games.)
45. Transwomen are better than cis-women because they had to “work at it,” while cis-women were born women and didn’t have to think about it. Yes, this has been claimed. At least one trans-identifying male bragged about his “designer coochie.” This male also ended up with severe complications from his mutilating surgeries; surgeries which he asserted would make him able to give birth to a child.
46. Gender-affirming surgeries (aka sex reassignment surgery or SRS) create penises and vaginas. They do no such thing. These surgeries are ghastly mutilations and create a lifelong patient. It’s been joked these patients are annuities for the doctors.  
47. Transwomen must be allowed in women’s sports and spaces, and this includes prisons, domestic violence shelters, restrooms, showers, and locker rooms. A male sex offender in a women’s prison? Yes indeedy. And if a female prisoner objects, she is subject to discipline. Don’t count on the National Organization for Women (NOW) defending her—they won’t.
48. There’s only, like, ten transwomen athletes. This is obviously a lie, but even if true it doesn’t negate the unfairness to any females impacted. Megan Rapinoe and Sue Bird are two transmaidens who spout the “only ten” lie. My question for these two nitwits: How many girls and women must have their right to separate sports and spaces violated before society should act? Demand a specific number from them.  
49. Not allowing transwomen to compete in women’s sports is genocide. Yup, this has been said. Yup, it’s just like Auschwitz.
50. Transwomen have no advantage over cis-women in sports. Then let’s collapse all sports leagues and divisions to make these coed. Since middle-aged men can “identify” as teenage girls, collapse the age categories as well. There, solved it for us.  
51. Transwomen defendants must be referred to using she/her pronouns in court. The Woke even demand this of a victim in a rape case and go so far as to claim the defendant is a female rapist. A traumatized rape victim who demurs is subject to legal sanctions. (NOW won’t come to this poor woman’s defense either.)
52. Transwomen police officers must be allowed to strip-search female arrestees and prisoners. State-sanctioned groping and sexual assault in furtherance of transgender ideology. According to the Woke, trans-identifying males must always be indulged. Always. 
53. Transwomen must be included in women’s health studies. Therefore, the unique biology of women is willfully ignored and the delusion of these males accommodated, which renders the studies meaningless.
54. Transwomen and transmen were instrumental in the Stonewall Riots. They weren’t. Homosexuals were. The Woke have gone so far as to doctor historical photos to falsely link early gay rights efforts to the “trans-community.” (History appropriation!) George Orwell couldn’t make this shit up.  
55. Sex and/or gender are different, the same, social constructs, a spectrum, infinite in number, or whatever we want them to be. Take your pick. They’re all over the map on this one. Language games are a big part of Wokeness. Depending on the context, they’ll claim sex/gender have no biological basis or transgenderism is proven by biology. Good luck keeping straight their notions on this.
56. Transwomen have “female brains” and transmen have “male brains.” A brain in a male body is a male brain, regardless of the person’s outward expression.    
57. Sex/gender were concepts imposed on non-European cultures by white colonialism. Somehow these other cultures managed to reproduce before Europeans forcibly imposed upon them the concept of dimorphic sex/gender. For hundreds of millions of years, other sexually dimorphic species managed likewise.
58. The “two-spirit” concept proves that Native Americans believe in transgenderism. American Indians aren’t stupid. They understand, as do all sane humans, that humans are sexually dimorphic. A culture’s superstitions don’t trump reality.
59. You can change your sex/gender. You can’t. What this means to the Woke is unclear since they can’t define what a woman is and claim one or the other or both are social constructs. If you don’t know what a woman is, what are you changing from and what are you changing into?
60. People are born (or trapped) in the wrong bodies. This is retarded rhetoric and literally impossible. We are born. Period. Does the stork mix things up?
61. Misgendering or deadnaming someone is violence and hate speech, and it should be illegal. Using correct pronouns (what they call misgendering) or the person’s birth name is hate speech and violence, and punishment is warranted. They’re dead serious about punishment. The Woke may want to end the carceral state (see below), but this is merely to free up jail space for thought and speech criminals.
62. “They” can be used as a singular pronoun—it’s now in the dictionary. They’ve forced cowardly dictionary publishers into compliance with their linguistic propaganda. For sane people and non-cowards, they is used in plural contexts, except when used as a placeholder for an unknown person until his or her gender is determined. A known person, no matter how stridently delusional, is either a he/him/his or a she/her/hers. A person who insists plural pronouns be used in reference to him or her is a narcissistic retard.
63. A person’s pronouns must be declared and asked for. The Woke insist it’s a matter of respect and politeness. It’s most definitely neither of these. The pronoun game is used to control speech and thought, prove fealty to the trans-cult, and ferret out troublemakers (i.e., the dissenters). They intend punishment, including jail time, for noncompliance. Declaring one’s pronouns is the “Heil Hitler” of the Woke and those too terrified to challenge them.   
64. Gender ideology language rules must be obeyed: Thus, we are plagued with retarded terms such as birthing person, chestmilk, chest cancer, Latinx, Mx., front hole (rather than cervix), people with prostates, female penis (said by a medical doctor, no less), etc.
65. Gender-affirming care must be provided to minors, even if it’s done over the objections of parents. They mean especially if it’s over the objections of parents. What is meant by so-called gender-affirming care is that children should be able to remove healthy penises and testicles (castration) or breasts (surgical mutilation) and given harmful wrong-sex hormones and puberty blockers. They insist there be no age limit to such care. (Note: The Woke often insist such care is not occurring and must be provided. Pick a lane, dumbasses.)
66. Gender-affirming care must be provided to prisoners. Yup.
67. Gender-affirming care must be provided to illegal immigrants. Yup.
68. If gender-affirming care is not provided to a minor, the child will kill themselves. The “would you rather have a live daughter or a dead son” threat used as despicable emotional blackmail. The ethical approach is proper therapy to have a live son rather than indulge the child’s unhealthy delusion. In Woke jurisdictions, such therapy is illegal.
69. Tomboys and effeminate boys are children trapped in the wrong body. The Woke want to medically “trans away” rough-and-tumble girls and gay boys. Transgender ideology is inherently misogynistic and anti-homosexual.
70. Children can consent to gender-affirming care. The Woke intend no age limits for a child to be mutilated, sterilized, or otherwise harmed. This evil notion opens the door to the eventual normalization of sex between pedophiles and children. See below.
71. Pedophilia is a sexual orientation. A pervert state legislator in Minnesota proposed making pedophiles a protected class and subject to antidiscrimination protections. If the Woke aren’t stopped, the normalization of pedophilia is inevitable. 
72. Babies and toddlers can know they’re “trans.” Thus, no age limits for the Frankenstein medicalization of children who are victimized by evil parents and other enablers. 
73. My cat is “trans.” [Sigh.]
74. God is trans. Deities must also kneel to the trans-cult.
75. Parents must lose custody if they refuse to “affirm” the gender identity of their child. According to the Woke, denying a child surgical mutilation and harmful drugs is child abuse. Ditto not using the child’s “preferred” name and pronouns.
76. Foster parents must agree to affirm the gender identity of children in their care. There is no aspect of society the Woke will not inject trans-cult requirements. Prediction: Blue states will eventually prohibit adoption unless the adoptive parents agree to affirm the child’s gender identity. They would rather have orphans than deny the trans-cult its sacrifices.  
77. Only bigots oppose drag queen story hour for children. It doesn’t matter if it’s an overtly sexual show meant for an adults-only audience: “Look at us, we’re not bigots!” A particularly disgusting aspect of this are the videos of young children putting dollars in the G-string of scantily-attired adult male drag queens, while the Woke parents cheer and clap. Another is male children made up as drag queens and dancing suggestively for an adult male audience. This is toxic tolerance at its creepiest.
78. Therapy to get a gender-confused person to accept his or her sex/gender is “conversion therapy” and must be prohibited. Thus, proper therapy is criminalized. What isn’t conversion therapy in their sick minds is the mutilation and pharmaceutical poisoning of children and vulnerable adults. 
79. Gender-dysphoria is not a mental illness. Yet we spend billions of dollars on medical “treatment” for it. I’m not a psychiatrist, but I assure you, as a male, wanting to cut one’s dick off is definitely an indication of severe mental illness.
80. We must establish sanctuary states and cities for transgender youth. Hey, it did wonders for illegal immigration. An out-of-state gender-confused minor who reaches such a sanctuary state can receive “gender-affirming” care and that state will fanatically oppose the child’s parents gaining control over the situation to prevent it. If you thought the horrific practice of creating eunuchs was in the long ago past, think again.
81. Genital preferences for dating are transphobic. So say the trans-identifying people upset that a straight male or lesbian won’t date a transwoman (i.e., a man), or a straight woman or gay man won’t date a transman (i.e., a woman). The hell with love who you love. They’ve shrunk their dating pool to thimble size and then bitch like hell about it.  
82. Determining the sex/gender of prehistoric humanoids based on their bones is transphobic. The Woke are now time travelers declaring that anthropologists cannot possibly know how someone hundreds of thousands of years ago “identified.” Cowardly anthropologists have bent the knee and complied. (Thanks to the Woke’s asshattery, science is rife with cowardice and unscientific contrivance.)   
83. Clown fish, sea horses, and other species prove that “trans is real and natural.” What occurs in these other non-human species are natural biological processes. These other species don’t go to a doctor to be surgically mutilated and poisoned with wrong-sex hormones.
84. Transpeople are being “erased.” Preserving female sports and spaces, protecting children from age-inappropriate materials and drag shows, protecting free speech, assuring military readiness, calling out a patent delusion, and protecting a child or vulnerable adult from harm by the medical-industrial complex is not erasure. It is ethical caring and compassion. In the case of the military, it’s deadly serious common sense.  
85. Anti-trans laws are being passed. This is what the Woke call laws meant to preserve female sports and spaces, protect children and vulnerable adults, keep age-inappropriate materials out of schools, protect free speech, etc.
86. Gender and queer theory materials must be provided in schools. These are often age-inappropriate (e.g., pornographic) materials intended for indoctrination and are irrelevant to an actual education. Parents are correct to demand these not be in schools.
87. Books are being banned by the “right-wing.” The Woke are the actual book banners (see below). The non-Woke are interested in keeping age-inappropriate materials from children.
88. “Harmful” books must be banned. The Woke are aggressive as fuck in going after books critical of transgender ideology or other topics not to their liking. They want nobody, of any age, reading them. They want these books banned and the authors punished.
89. Lesbian bars and dating apps which exclude transwomen are transphobic. We mustn’t deprive so-called “male lesbians” of their hunting grounds!
90. Separate restrooms and sports for transpeople is just like apartheid or Jim Crow. Single-person unisex restrooms and separate sports categories have been proposed to accommodate the gender-confused. The Woke don’t like this. Bottom line: Many trans-identifying males are hellbent on getting into female restrooms and locker rooms. Stop enabling them!
91. Transwomen feel unsafe in men’s restrooms and, therefore, must be allowed in women’s restrooms. Unsafe? Is it maybe because there are other MEN in there?
92. Ony one percent of transpeople regret transitioning. This is a highly suspect statistic the trans-cultists often spout. Even if we assume it’s “technically” true, it wouldn’t be surprising, since transgender ideology is a cult which requires absolute allegiance, and a person going down the road of transgender medicalization (self-harm) is unlikely to admit regret, as this would completely undermine the delusion they’ve embraced at great cost. The cult is vicious to those who detransition or vocalize any doubt regarding their decisions to “transition,” so parroting the mantra of “no regrets” is understandable. 
93. A “straight” man sucking the dick of a transwoman is not “gay.” Dylan Mulvaney’s pal James made this claim. I hate to break the new to you, James, but a man with another man’s dick in his mouth is literally the definition of gay sex.
94. Criminals who are members of a marginalized or oppressed group are worthy of the utmost sympathy for their transgressions and tribulations, which are not their own fault but the result of systemic racism, white supremacy, white-privilege, colonialism, and a heteronormative, cis-gender patriarchy. That the victims are often members of the same group as the criminal is irrelevant.
95. Looting or theft is justified if the person is from a marginalized or oppressed group. Stealing things is a form of reparations, and law enforcement mustn’t interfere. Thus, we have images of emasculated police standing by impotently while looting and arson occurs right in front of them. The Woke don’t give a damn that the harm from this tenet disproportionately harms black communities.
96. George Floyd was a martyr. Mr. Floyd was a despicable career criminal who crossed paths with a police officer who arguably lacked good judgment. A martyr he was not.  
97. Elderly prisoners must be released because prisons aren’t nursing homes. This includes murderers, which belies the Woke’s claim that life without parole is preferrable to the death penalty. They never mean for it to be life without parole.
98. Crimes committed against “oppressed groups” are hate crimes and must be severely punished. There is no such thing as a hate crime. Hate is an emotion, not an action. The motivation for a crime is only relevant if it is a factor in proving premeditation, where premeditation is related to the definition of the crime. The emotion behind the premeditation is irrelevant. In a just society, all victims of crime, regardless of their “identify” category, are treated equally. (The Woke’s hate crime fetish is contradicted by their fetish for undermining the entire justice system.)
99. The carceral state must be abolished and replaced with restorative justice. Restorative justice excusifies criminal behavior and does not want it meaningfully punished, if at all. Whereas, jurisdictions traditionally have a separate district attorney’s office to prosecute criminals and a public defender’s office to defend the accused, restorative justice allows a jurisdiction to have essentially two public defender’s offices if the district attorney is Woke. An extreme case of anti-punishment attitude involved the murder of an avowed anti-carceral bakery owner in Berkeley, California who was killed while trying to prevent a robbery. Her friends insisted she would not have wanted the criminal put in jail. This is the phoniest of virtue: “I’m so enlightened that I don’t care about the risk to others if the miscreant is allowed to roam free!” This isn’t just toxic tolerance, it’s psychopathic virtue.  
100. Guns must be outlawed. The elite Woke and non-Woke shall remain protected by armed security details. Allow disarmament, and we’re royally fucked. Don’t do it.
101. DEI is necessary to correct past wrongs—and it’s good for business. Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) programs are deliberately misnamed with Orwellian flourish. In reality, DEI is intended to crush dissent, unfairly redistribute wealth, and exclude heretics from public life. These are an unnecessary distraction for business and government, which wastes billions of dollars. DEI has poisoned every level of society with deliberate divisiveness and unfairness. It replaces meritocracy and common sense with quotas or worse (outright exclusion). The above-mentioned Hippocratic Oath at the University of Minnesota Medical School is an example of DEI asshattery.
102. Voter ID requirements are racist. The (usually white) Woke insist black folks are unable to obtain forms of identification to comply with reasonable voter ID laws. When sane people bring up that ID is needed for a host of other things and blacks are certainly able to comply, they are accused of [sigh] being racists.
103. Indigenous tribes which once practiced child sacrifice were not violent; it was their way of relating to their gods. Yes, this was actually said. DEI can time travel and justify murdering children!
104. Cultural appropriation is wrong. It isn’t. Cultures aren’t proprietary. People must be able to appropriate whatever the hell culture they want.
105. Only Native Americans can have a “spirit animal”; otherwise, it’s cultural appropriation. Anyone can have a spirit animal, and I encourage everyone to do so.
106. A cast member of a movie or television show must be of the same “identity” group as the character they play. Don’t be surprised if the Woke insist only a real vampire can play the role of a vampire. I won’t be.
107. Separate identity-based dorms, classrooms, and graduations are necessary. Segregation is a big part of Wokeness, and these dunderheads see no irony in it.
108. Abortion up until the moment of birth is a human right. When Roe v. Wade was overturned, the Woke lost their mind. Being pro-choice is not itself Woke, and many pro-choice advocates are okay with reasonable limits to abortion, but the Woke took things to a whole other insane level; for example, changing a jurisdiction’s reasonable limits on abortion and now allowing abortion up until the moment of birth. These laws also were Trojan Horses for codifying transgender ideology. Some über-Woke argue that infanticide is okay up to a certain point after birth. Yikes!
109. Humans should stop having children. There is an anti-natalism sect among the Woke who’ve gone all-in on suicidal insanity and want no more babies born. They literally want humans to go extinct. This is often tied to their climate change malarkey. (Note: Global warming was renamed climate change when the plethora of warming predictions failed to occur. They maintain predictions about heat, but now include those related to cold, wet, wind, etc. There is nothing that carbon dioxide can’t cause!)   
110. Climate change is caused by man-made carbon dioxide and poses an immediate existential threat. Not surprisingly when considering the Woke’s hypocrisy, they often have carbon footprints far larger than the average climate change skeptic. There is nothing unusual about the weather from a historical or geological perspective. Climate change skeptics have data and compelling arguments in support of their position and are willing to debate the issue. Contrast this with the Woke who, in defense of their position, wield censorship and targeted personal destruction against skeptics.
111. Sea level rise is drowning the Earth. Sea level rise has been occurring since the end of the last glacial period, tens of thousands of years ago. The bulk of this rise occurred long before the Industrial Age. Two preeminent climate change alarmists, Barak Obama and Bill Gates, both bought mansions on sea level property. Nobody anywhere is selling oceanfront property at firesale prices.
112. The Earth is burning up. It isn’t. The Woke have no limits to their hyperbole regarding climate.
113. This is the hottest [blank] ever. Fill in the blank with year, month, decade, or whatever. It’s unlikely to be true.
114. [blank] percent of scientists agree the science regarding climate change is settled. Plug in any number as long as it’s close to 100 percent. Science is never settled. Settled science is a religion and not science.
115. Climate change skeptics are Flatearthers, science deniers, white supremacists, etc. Any insult will do here.
116. Climate change disproportionately impacts people of color and the trans community. Yes, Dylan Mulvaney is somehow unfairly impacted by climate change. Trans Über Alles.
117. We only have [blank] years left before climate change results in [blank]. Fill in the first blank with any number you want and the second blank with a dire prediction. It won’t come true.
118. Climate change is causing [blank]. Fill in this blank with whatever you want, no matter how insanely crazy, and there’s a good chance the Woke have said it or will say it. For example, “Climate change is causing increased prison violence.” Yes, this is claimed.  
119. We must immediately stop using all fossil fuels. This exemplifies the Woke’s dangerous childishness and why these ignorant fools must be stopped. If their demand were granted, billions of people would die. Yes, billions.
120. No nuclear or hydroelectric power. Nuclear power is very environmentally friendly and produces no carbon dioxide. The Woke are a suicide cult and oppose it.
121. We must not provide money for a Third World country to build a hydroelectric dam or a coal-fired power plant. This harms these non-white countries; hence, the Woke are racists.  
122. We want wind and solar power…except in places we don’t want them. The Woke are obsessed with forcing the world to use unreliable and expensive wind and solar power, both of which require huge tracts of land. They want the world covered in solar and wind farms unless it impacts the view of the affluent Woke, in which case they’re against it.  
123. We must ban plastic grocery bags and straws, gas appliances, Styrofoam, air conditioners, etc. The Woke are micromanagey fucks.
124. We must compost waste. Composting at the levels desired by the Woke requires huge amounts of energy for transportation and processing. What these dunderheads fail to recognize is composting is a form of slow-motion combustion (i.e., it produces carbon dioxide and water, just as does the burning of fossil fuels).  
125. Cars must be replaced with public transportation. I can assure you beyond any doubt that the affluent Woke ain’t gonna ride the bus or give up their megayachts or private jets.
126. We must stop eating meat and start eating bugs. The Woke treat the movie Soylent Green as if it’s a documentary, and bugs are a step on the way to…yikes!  
127. Land acknowledgements must be given at every opportunity. These acknowledgements about “stolen land” are cringy as hell. I bet the American Indians hate hearing this shit, too. It is presumptuous and narcissistic to think you can apologize for past wrongs on behalf of someone long dead (apology appropriation). Supporters of these cringey acknowledgements should be required to give up their property to the tribe(s) referenced. I wonder if Ancient Rome ever considered land acknowledgements for their conquered Carthaginian lands.  
128. Black lives matter and defund the police. These are cojoined twins. Non-whites suffer disproportionately from emasculated police departments.
129. Reparations must be provided to African-Americans. No one alive today has been a slave. No one alive today owned slaves. History is rife with unfairness and atrocity for which there is no atonement. Reparations advocates use this issue as a weapon of divisiveness. The blue states and jurisdictions which embrace this retarded notion (for its political theater) have no money to pay for it at the levels the activists claim are necessary for proper forgiveness and never will. An actual reparations program would be an administrative nightmare.    
130. Offensive names and mascots must be removed or changed. Offensive as deemed by the Woke and trivial as hell. This virtue-signaling has affected the names of schools and other buildings, teams, geographic features, consumer products, fauna and flora, etc. After career criminal George Floyd was killed, a plethora of name changes occurred. Not only was the world not made an iota better for it, but it was made far more petty, cruel, and shrill. These name changes were not “healing” but instead emboldened the Woke for further asshattery.
131. Offensive statues must be removed. The Woke are the Taliban with soy and high thread-count sheets.
132. Pepe LePew cartoons encourage rape culture. They do no such thing. The Woke are humorless assholes.
133. You can be healthy at any size. Anorexia and morbid obesity are serious life-threatening and life-shortening conditions. There are body sizes which are clearly unhealthy.
134. Disagreement with any of these tenets is hate speech and violence. A person disagreeing with any of these tenets is a bigot, Nazi, white supremacist, right-winger, transphobe, etc., and must be censored, deplatformed, demonetized, debanked, expelled, fired, erased from history, fined, jailed, and otherwise destroyed. This is true regardless of the person’s race, religion, or other identity group.

This list shall grow. Like a malignant cancer.

A significant number of people believe these tenets wholeheartedly. In numbers sufficient to elect like-minded fools. They want illegal immigration to occur and those here illegally not deported. They want the trans-medical-industrial complex to continue mutilating children and adults. They want election integrity decimated. They want to eliminate cheap, reliable energy. They want to silence you, disarm you, and micromanage the hell out of your life.

The dearest held of their tenets is the one which places no limits on how far they’ll go in pursuit of their false utopia, the harm and devastation they’re willing to wreak, the evil they’ll embrace and commit on behalf of it: They are virtuous and you ain’t. This is foundational and should frighten you if you’ve a lick of sense.

Remember this, if nothing else: If you vote for the Woke, you are an active participant in their madness, their evil, their harm, and their ultimate destruction of civilization…yes, destruction…this is not hyperbole…you’ve been warned…